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![“Come on, people! I need a DOUCHY way to say ‘We apologize for the construction’!”
“Maybe ‘Pardon the mess, we’ll clean up soon’?”
“I said DOUCHY not cute! I need something no human could say with a straight face.”
[a lone man in cut-off jean shorts stands up in the back of the room, holding a thin cigarette]
“Hey. You want douchy? [takes a drag, doesn’t remove iPod ear buds] Tell ‘em ‘Pardon our creativity.’ You can even say please.”
[the entire room slow claps]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mlvaLXLS1qdqgbxo1_1280.png)
“Come on, people! I need a DOUCHY way to say ‘We apologize for the construction’!”
“Maybe ‘Pardon the mess, we’ll clean up soon’?”
“I said DOUCHY not cute! I need something no human could say with a straight face.”
[a lone man in cut-off jean shorts stands up in the back of the room, holding a thin cigarette]
“Hey. You want douchy? [takes a drag, doesn’t remove iPod ear buds] Tell ‘em ‘Pardon our creativity.’ You can even say please.”
[the entire room slow claps]
1) Check to see who’s on gchat
2) Carb binge on Pizza Hut, even though you’re on a strict diet
3) Finish bottle of coconut rum
4) Cry in shower
5) Open a google doc, write title of your screenplay at top
6) Center it.
7) Update your Tumblr page.
That’s it you’re done for the night! Time for a break! Check back in tomorrow for part two!
Want to see me perform improv? You’re in luck, I’m performing everywhere:
Saturday April 7 9PM - Soulmates @ Dark & Stormy Improv
Saturday April 14 9PM - Dirty Business @ Minor League Harold Night
Saturday April 14 10PM - Princess Cake @ BANG! Comedy Theatre
Monday April 16 9PM - Princess Cake @ Monday Night Improv
Thursday April 19 8PM - Princess Cake @ Prismbox Theatre
Friday April 20 8PM - Soulmates @ The Manifesto Show
Friday April 20 9PM - Dirty Business @ Dark & Stormy Improv
Monday April 30 9PM - Soulmates & Dirty Business @ Monday Night Improv
And of course, you can follow my teams on their Facebook pages:
My sister likes to receive earnest Facebook messages on her birthday. Too Bad.
(Vintage) Conversations with my Sister #3
My sister likes to write the most earnest messages on Facebook. I don’t.
Conversations with my Sister #2
My sister likes to write the most earnest messages on Facebook. I don’t.
Conversations with my Sister #1
Liam Nissan
Princess Cake SPARKLES at Prism Box. The best 8 minute show I’ve done.
(from left to right) Zach Fairless, Sabrina London, Alex Nelson, Me, Nick Luciano, and (not pictured) Mike Critelli. We had a lot of fun last night… thanks to everyone who came out!
Guys, I’m performing all kinds of improv this month. It’s crazy. Check me out with one of my teams, if you’re into that sort of thing.
(Event/info pages are linked below… I’ll update this page as I get more info)
Friday, Feb 3 10PM - Princess Cake @ Neon Venus Theatre
Sunday, Feb 5 8PM - Dirty Business @ Catsby
Thursday, Feb 9 730PM - Princess Cake @ Prismbox
Thursday, Feb 16 730PM - Dirty Business @ Prismbox
Friday, Feb 17 11PM - Double Date @ Hot Improv Nights
Sunday, Feb 19 10PM - Dirty Business @ Neon Venus Theatre
Saturday, Feb 25 10PM - Double Date @ Neon Venus Theatre
I’m performing with my group DIRTY BUSINESS tonight at 11th Hour. Check it out!
